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25 reasons why chocolate is better than sex

9 mei 2010, 16:02

1: itīs easy to find 8 inches of chocolate
2: You can have chocolate all weekend and still walk OK on monday
3: chocolate does not keep you awake yapping after you had it
4: You can have chocolate with little kids and not go to jail
5: You donīt have to beg for chocolate
6: with chocolate, size does not matter…itīs always good
7: When you are having chocolate, it does not keep the neighbours awake
8: You are never too old or too young for chocolate
9: You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle
10: Good chocolate is easy to find
11: You can have chocolate any time of the month
12: chocolate doesnīt get you pregnant
13: With chocolate thereīs no need to fake it
14: "If you love me youīd swallow" has real meaning with chocolate
15: You donīt get hairs in your mouth with chocolate
16: Buying chocolate does not give you a bad conscience
17: you can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped
18: you can have chocolate on your desk without upsetting your workmates
19: Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names
20: If you bite the nuts to hard, the chocolate does not mind
21: You can have chocolate in front of your parents
22: you can make chocolate last as long as you want to
23: you can safely have chocolate while you are driving
24: chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft
25: you can GET chocolate

 

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